Political Morsels and Other Droppings

And that’s with the help of our favorite moose-chili making ice bitch: Sarah Palin.  Well, I suppose that when she said that she was stepping down as Governor, but was still going to work towards helping out her fellow Alaskans, she meant that she was going to help the state by working in another part of the country. Gee, I’m not sure if I can handle the idea of someone else bringing a dish of dumb to Fox News beyond Gretchen Carlson, who has a degree from Stanford, yet still doesn’t understand a lot of stuff and learns as she enlightens her dipshit viewers in the process. I really can’t stand it when people who aren’t stupid act stupid.  It’s almost as annoying as listening to Sarah Palin and her stupid colloquialisms.  (A word she probably doesn’t even know how to spell.)

Then again, it’s not like I was planning on watching Fox News. Granted it’s good to know what’s going on in the enemy camp. But sometimes I have to depend on John Stewart to fill me in on the bullshit I’m missing. Well… that and I really can’t stand Brit Hume, who feels that living a Christian life is the better way to go. I shall refrain from further criticism, as I don’t want this posting to end up as a novel.  However, if you haven’t been able to dodge all the coverage from the Tiger Woods scandal, you are aware of what I am referring to.

Now I must go turn on MSNBC just to chase all the scary Fox News people out of my head before I do something crazy… like go to one of those centers where they promise to turn gay people straight. Ick.