Before You Get It On, Check For…. Roomies!

Posted on September 29, 2009 by D

That is if you’re attending dorming it up at Tufts University.  According to this article, you are more than welcome to jump the bones of your partner. However, if your roomie is present, you are breaking the rules. This reminds me of the time that I was stuck in a tent with two friends who decided to have their morning delight, thinking I was asleep…. and I wasn’t.  I never could look at the two of them in the same light after that.  Ick. However, it made any horrible memories of any family members getting it on a little less disgusting. (I slept with a radio on after the parent I was living with got remarried. My sister did the same thing when she was home visiting from college.)  Seriously, I don’t know how you straight people do it… I mean I know how you do it, I just don’t see how you can even enjoy that… and I just puked in my mouth a little.  Yet, I still accept all of you, since none of y’all decided to be straight in the first place. :-)  

I do have a couple questions about the rule: What if the sex partner is the roommate?  Do you have to go to the office and get a waiver? 

…and yes, I’m avoiding the discussion of health care tonight.  I just don’t have it in me as I am a bit worn out.

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5 Responses

  1. GiGi, on September 30, 2009 at 10:31 am Said:

    What happens between two consenting adults should be
    far far away from every one else.
    Can you imagine what it must be like in third world countries
    or for that fact even in the good old US, where large families live together, mostly in one room.

    Oh the pictures you’ve put in my head…:(

  2. Mari, on September 30, 2009 at 11:52 am Said:

    Oh man, come on, I’m eating breakfast!

  3. Chris, on September 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm Said:

    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

  4. Riot Kitty, on September 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm Said:

    What if the sex partner is the roommate? Do you have to go to the office and get a waiver?

    *LMAO*!

    Mr. RK walked in on his sister and his best friend once. I don’t know how he ever recovered. Personally, I prefer to have sex where other people are not (except for the partner.)

  5. LeftLeaningLady, on October 5, 2009 at 11:25 am Said:

    OMG! You are killing me!
    Of course the thought of lesbian sex is not pretty for some of us.. so we don’t think about it. :-) We can still love our gay blogger friends.

    I walked in on my parents once. EWWWWW.

    Obviously being gay is not a CHOICE. Frankly, I think it would be easier to live with another woman and raise children with another woman, much easier than it is with a man. But I can’t imagine having sex with another women.

    Why can’t people just understand that?

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