Before You Get It On, Check For…. Roomies!

That is if you’re attending dorming it up at Tufts University.  According to this article, you are more than welcome to jump the bones of your partner. However, if your roomie is present, you are breaking the rules. This reminds me of the time that I was stuck in a tent with two friends who [...]

Get A Sweater

While at the gym this evening, an advertisement for the product I dislike the most popped up on one of the televisions.  Thankfully, I was enjoying tunes from my ipod, so I only saw the evil, but didn’t have to hear it. The first time I saw a commercial for these things, I couldn’t stop [...]

Enemy Or Angry Muppet?

Is it just me or does Muammar al-Gaddafi resemble an angry Muppet?  That’s all I could think during his rambling speech today.  So I had to catch this to find out that I didn’t really miss much because he ended up rambling anyway. Let me illustrate what I was thinking about instead…. which, oddly enough, [...]

Another Reason To Love Elmo

Or hate him.  Okay, now I’m not sure how many of you have seen the Elmo Swine Flu Prevention PSA, but for germaphobes like me who carry a bottle of Purell, this PSA is perfect.  Unfortunately, I work with a bunch of heathens who don’t believe in covering their mouths when they cough or  properly [...]

For Mary

I used to look through my mom’s vinyls from time to time as a child.  They included a lot of folk music such as Gordon Lightfoot, Simon and Garfunkel, and one of my mom’s favorite groups, Peter, Paul and Mary. Due to my mom’s appreciation for them, I was exposed to their music and learned to [...]

How About Moving On

Ever since Rep. Joe Wilson made an ass of himself in front of the President, Congress, and the rest of the nation, his name has been mentioned at least once in the news on a daily basis.  Rep. Wilson’s jackass move has even been tied to Kanye West’s outburst at the MTV Music Video Awards, [...]

Jackass Of The Night

Okay, I spent about two hours and over thirty miles on an exercise bike at the gym watching President Obama’s speech to Congress about Healthcare.  Needless to say, my ass hurts so I’m keeping this short. At least I wasn’t thrown off of it like the treadmill incident a couple weeks ago… I call that [...]

President Obama’s Speech to America’s Schoolchildren

  The White House has released the prepared remarks that President Obama will make to the schools. Nowhere in it do I see any crazy socialist agenda being preached, nor can I find anything that would make it seem political. I guess his calling on the children to get the most of their education is [...]

President Obama Wants To Talk To Your Children… Apparently Some Bigots Have a Problem With That

I figured the Birther Movement was a new low for this country and that it couldn’t get any dumber.  I was wrong. It was announced yesterday that President Obama is going to address the children in our nation’s schools, next week, to talk about the importance of education. Well, apparently that went over like a [...]

Ridge on Maddow

Tonight’s the first night this week that I’ve had an opportunity to hit the gym. Don’t worry, I stayed away from the treadmill. (I still have busted finger from that.) However, I was on the bike and at the right hour to catch Rachel Maddow interview Tom Ridge about his new book. Most importantly, she [...]