He’s the Future of the Republican Party?

If that’s the case, the Republicans need to keep brainstorming because Bobby Jindal is not the answer. Oh, and as a note to Gov. Jindal: Going by the name “Bobby” does not mean that America is going to think about Bobby Kennedy, smile, and be won over by you.  

So, did any of you see Gov. Jindal’s response? Frankly I had to watch it over again because I felt like he was speaking to me as if I were only five years old and had no idea about our world and adult things like politics and the operation of the government.  I also didn’t appreciate his little history lesson about how far we have come from slavery to having a black President.  After all, I think all of us had clued into the significance of Barack Obama being in the White House already…. many of us realized how amazing it was back in November. But I digress.

Did anyone else get worried about your eyes rolling out of your head when Gov. Jindel spoke  about his dad making payments to pay for his birth?  I mean, what fucking relevance did it have to the GOP response? None.  My ass has more relevance to the state of our economy than his little family story. 

Anyway, I really thought that when he started talking about… what he was on television to discuss in the first place… the actual response, he’d drop the condescending kindergarten teacher tones….BUT HE DIDN’T!!!!!  Also, what the hell was going on with his mouth? It was as if he was really the Joker with flesh skin-color makeup on trying his best to hide a shit-eating grin that kept popping up on his face!! OMG, it was too much!!!  I mean, come on, I would have taken the GOP response a bit more seriously if it had been presented by Pinky and the Brain (anyone remember that cartoon? That was some great stuff.). 

I figured, because I actually cannot stop laughing every time I watch it, that the least I could do is post Bobby Jindal’s response on here.  

11 Responses

  1. I am an idiot. Every time someone has duplicate comments and I try to save one and delete the other, I end up deleting them both. Sorry!

    Thanks for posting this video. I skipped out on his response. I don’t usually watch the minority party response to these things. He sounded more like he was making an introduction to the country in preparation for 2012 than actually responding to the President’s speech.

    He did sound like a kindergarten teacher in his sing-song cadence and repetitive use of “Americans can do anything” and its variations.

  2. His facial expressions do remind me of Kermit the Frog – I think they must have told him to keep smiling!

    Personally, I don’t see how any person of color can get on board with the GOP because by and large they’re a bunch of racist motherfuckers. I say this as a person of color, btw.

    I loved this line:My ass has more relevance to the state of our economy than his little family story.

    So true!

  3. Damn it… now Kermie will never be the same. Thanks.

  4. Yes, yes, yes! I am so glad you blogged about this. I was hopping mad the other night as I listened to this patronizing Goebbels bullshit. My husband was in the shower going, “What? What is it? Is everything ok?”
    I could not watch the entire thing. Somewhere in there he had the balls to say, “We must put aside partisan politics…” I almost had a stroke. What a load of crap!!!

    Narf!
    What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?

  5. Hey, check out Big Ass Belle’s post from yesterday http://bigassbelle.blogspot.com/

    under labels she has “republican rat bastards”. kills me.

  6. D, I’m so glad that someone had the guts to watch this so that I didn’t have to. I could not have stood it and didn’t even try.

    Now that I have read your post, I may try to watch him, just so I know what you are talking about. But I think I have to have a drink first.

  7. He’s the Mr. Rogers of politics.

    “Won’t you be my neighbor,” unless you are

    (1) gay
    (2) black or
    (3) anything other than a born again Christian.

    The party of progress…

  8. I was on the computer during his response, and I couldn’t even think of anything to say!!!!!!! Later, after I had time to grasp it all, I had all kinds of feelings….pissed, bewildered, amused, and above all…….glad the GOP thought he was their new guy!

  9. Not only that, thanks to the new TV show, “Lie to Me,” we are now able to detect the complete contempt in his mouth movements.

    I completely agree. He thinks we’re all a bunch of morons.

  10. All I could think was “Where’d they find this asshat?” and “is he serious?” Then, of course, I couldn’t wait to see Jon Stewart’s response.

  11. I loved Rachel’s response! “I have no words…..”

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