To continue with our little political soap, “The Big Three Seek Money” (It’s a working title), the Democrats in Congress and the White House were working on figuring out their 15 billion dollar bailout. Well, a 15 billion dollar bailout and a czar… a car czar. (Yep, regulation’s coming back!!) As things go with President Bush, there are a lot of details to be hammered out. God forbid he agree to a package right away.
Now for the Car Czar… the dude who is going to oversee the Big Three is going to be named by President Bush. I’m thinking of either a dude in a toga who prefers a certain type of salad (I know it’s spelled Ceasar, but it’s the same thing.) Or, it could be a dude with a Russian background (spelled Tsar, for those of you who care). If you didn’t pick up on the last two sentences, go sign up for a world history class. Seriously, I would consider the role of car czar. The hell I could bring to those executives… ah, the fun to be had!
Anyway, major restrictions will be made before the money is loaned to the Big Three. Glad to see that finally we’re actually attaching strings to at least some of our bailouts. Oh, is AIG having a holiday party this month? I figure with all of the tax money they’ve received, we all should be awarded free passes to their gatherings… which they shouldn’t have in the first place, being that they ended up begging for money from the Feds. I know, details, details.
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You know car czar, you will be blamed for everything! Sounds like a thankless job. What’s the pay?
But I can rule with an iron fist!!!!
Too late. They’re expected to name me, Duke Daley, as the newest Car Czar. You could be my PR guy though.
Duke
I guess I’m back to my goal of being named Secretary of Labor.