When I think of the holidays, I think of lights strung outside (I put mine up on Turkey Day), a fat dude in a red suit with a fake beard, who could have pedophiliac tendencies, taking pictures with children at the local mall, egg nog, and egg nog with booze. I also think about reindeer poop. Seriously, Santa spends all night flying around with a bunch of reindeer. Do you think they have potty breaks? I’m just saying that you might want to think twice about wondering around outside on Christmas Eve. One of the many things that I don’t think about are prostates. That is, until last week when I saw this PSA on CBS and couldn’t believe it. The PSA then came on about a couple days later and I realized that it was for real. Because I care, I’ve even posted it for you, below….haha, get it…below? Okay, here it is:
I’m pretty sure that the last thing a man wants for Christmas is an appointment for a prostate exam. That’s right up there with soap on a rope for gift giving occasions.
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You know D, I had seen that ad, but I zoned it out and only heard the last line over and over. No idea it was for a prostate exam! I guess you’re supposed to want HER to schedule your exam… or you could just give that exam to your unsuspecting spouse yourself, now cough for me darling!
I suppose that if the wives of the world collectively donned the latex gloves (or latex-substitute for those allergic), it would be payback for the advent of Viagra. Just when elderly women and gold diggers thought they were safe, e.d. drugs came to market.
Yet still, the insurance companies won’t pay for birth control! What’s up with that, D? Do they just want us knocked up all the time? Makes me angry… must eat more brownies..
Well did you hear about how a few out to lunch right-wingers were promoting the idea of Caucasians popping out more kids? The idea behind it was to combat the growth of minorities in this country from turning into the majority. How fucked is that?
No, hadn’t heard that one. Really fucking sick.
Hey, I used to work for a large mail order company and soap on a rope was a very popular item.
I’m still laughing. So I played it loud so my hubby sitting across the room could hear…he turned and looked at me with fear on his face. hahahaahaha
S&F- Next time he does something wrong…. you know what page to navigate to!!