Imagine your retirement: Warm meals three times a day, free healthcare, free dental, and a place to lay your head at night. Sounds great doesn’t it? What if I tell you that not only can you get all of these wonderful benefits, but you can almost be certain to have your very own companion?
“Ah, that’s just too good to be true!!!”
Well, have I got a deal for you!! In order to obtain this wonderful life, all you have to do is accept free home renovations and gifts and then lie about it. Of course, it might help if you are a Senator. Today, Sen. Stevens learned that he will probably spend his last years of life as someone’s wife in prison… let’s face it, he’s not very butch… as he was found guilty of corruption. Sentencing will take place on the 26th of January.
I wonder how the Alaskans are reacting to this.
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I’m actually suprised we got a verdict before the election. DOJ must not be snapping to as quickly as they have in the past. I do find it sad. Sad someone could ruin their career over greed. The honorable thing to do would be to apologize and step down!!
Perhaps he will only get a slap on the wrist and community service. But then he’d be missing out on the spa with benefits.
Smart-
He wanted the decision to come out before the election, in hopes that the verdict would have gone his way.
steadycat-
I think he should have the opportunity to enjoy the “spa with benefits!!” However, I’m mean like that.