News to Sarah Palin: Look Up “Resign” in the Dictionary!!!

According to Sarah Palin, her resignation is not quitting. Nope it’s a way for her state to progress. Um… correct me if I’m wrong on this, but let’s say you run for office and win. You then find yourself in that elected position for a certain amount of time, like… um…. four years. Now, let’s say that you decide to resign from your position with two years left on your term. What’s that called? 

“Before you answer, I pulled this straight from the Merriam-Webster website

Resign: 

intransitive verb

1: to give up one’s office or position : QUIT”

She gave an interview to CNN while out on an apparent fishing trip (I feel bad for those fish) to discuss her resignation (quitting) announcement.  In it, she blamed the “opposition research that had bombarded Alaska” as part of the reason for resigning (quitting).

If you’d like to see her excuses for quitting…. I mean “resigning” enjoy this little clip.

The Last Word

Let this be the last word about Michael Jackson from someone who knew him a hell of a lot better than any of his critics:

Independence Day

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As you well know, yesterday was the day in which we celebrated winning our independence from British rule.  Many families spend the day picnicking, having cookouts, etc. followed by fireworks.  There’s nothing better than celebrating our independence by blowing shit up. Seriously, I love fireworks. I had come come across articles and had heard in the news that due to the economy being in the toilet, many small towns were unable to put on fireworks displays. I know some see fireworks as the equivalent of taking a lit match to money. Granted, after the fireworks are over, there’s not much other than empty casings left behind. However, the event itself can leave a lasting memory for many who flock to see the fireworks.  Besides, I think there’s a bit of symbolism wrapped into shooting fireworks.  No, I’m not talking about the part about how we rely on the Chinese to enjoy this activity (fireworks come from China), just like we rely on them to continue our standard of living since a lot of stuff is made in China.

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I count myself to be pretty fortunate because I have two major cities to choose from to watch fireworks, Baltimore and D.C. My choice normally comes down to who I’m hanging out with to see them in the first place. Usually, D.C. usually is the winner. Granted there is a bit of security and the traffic or metro can be a hassle for most. For me it’s not that big of a deal, because I have it worked down to a science and I always get a good spot. However, I’m not sharing that part because then it won’t be so hassle-free for me.  I know a lot of people show up to the National Mall early on the 4th to take in the music and to get a good spot to put out their blankets.  There are also food venders inside the security checkpoints for those who don’t bring their own with them.

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If you turn to your local PBS station, you can see the D.C. fireworks live every 4th of July. However, I strongly suggest that if you ever have the opportunity to see them in person, you should check it out. Granted, the National Mall is full of tourists during that time and the temperature isn’t always as nice as it was yesterday (low 80s). However, the Smithsonian Museums do have a little thing I like to call air-conditioning. The other time of year that I suggest to experience in D.C. is during the Cherry Blossom Festival in early April. Unless you hate trees. But seriously, who hates trees? (a bunch of big-business names just popped in my head.)

Ding, Dong the Ice Bitch is Gone!!!

I had originally heard that Sarah Palin would not seek re-election next year.  When I received a text from a politically-astute friend of mine, I didn’t believe him until I saw the news.  The Ice Bitch is stepping down in a few weeks from Governor.  I guess someone has a picture of her making it with a moose.  See for yourself:

I hope she takes her intolerant, geographically-challenged ass some where far, far away from the world of politics… or cameras.

Another Reason to Dislike Flying

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I’m not a huge fan of flying, but let’s face it, it’s a real timesaver when one is on limited vacation time.  I’ve dealt with many horrors of flying, such as:

  1. Delayed flights… and when I say delayed, I mean by upwards of 6 hours.
  2. Cancelled flights… followed by a delayed flight, which was then cancelled, after which I had to take a cab to a different airport to catch another flight, which did leave on time. However  my connecting flight was delayed in itself. (I got a free ticket out of that trip from hell.)
  3. No luggage. I showed up but my bags didn’t.  I never check my bags. I survived in Ireland for an entire week off of a carry-on. 
  4. Fat people oozing into my seat. Don’t get me started.
  5. Rotting on a runway for two hours waiting for a gate. 
  6. Rotting on a runway for an hour without power in the plane in winter.
  7. Being stuck next a woman who decided to breast feed (I know it’s natural, but not on a FUCKING PLANE!!!!) her child for the ENTIRE 4-hour flight… and the baby kept kicking me. You don’t want to know what I wanted to kick at the end of that experience.
  8. Having a seat right in front of the small box with the hole in it… also known as the lavatory. I think I know why airlines don’t serve Mexican.
  9. Being surrounded by screaming babies.  Seriously, is having a sound-proof area at the back of the plane too much to ask?
  10. Trying to sleep when the seat-mate decides to tell me her entire life story.  Guess what? I don’t give a shit.
  11. Trying to sleep when the male seat-mate wants me to hit on me. Totally barking up the wrong tree, buddy.

If I didn’t think that was bad enough, now I have something new to worry about, like this nutjob who decided to strip on his flight, which diverted the flight to a different airport.

Franken Goes to Washington

I could have sworn I called this one a couple times on this site.  However, now it’s official. I hope Al Franken enjoys the 5 years and 6 months he has left due to some jackass who couldn’t damn well concede about 8 months ago. I’m just saying…

 

World’s Ugliest Dog, 2009

So, I’ve noticed a huge spike in web traffic over the course of the past few days thanks to ugly dog searches.  This led me to do my own little search and, wouldn’t you know it, it’s that time of year for the new “World’s Ugliest Dog” competition out of the Sonoma-Marin Fair.  Instead of the usual Chinese Crested mix (from the past seven years), this year’s winner is boxer mix and boy is he a looker!  Feel free to click here to see Pabst (seriously, that’s his name) for yourself.  Just doing my part to keep the Ugly Dog readers happy.  

I’ll be back to my normal (well normal for me) postings tomorrow… or the next day.

The King of Pop, The King of My Generation Has Passed Away

Elvis was the King to my parents’ generation.  His death was the shock in the music industry for them.  Michael Jackson was the King of my generation and now it’s my turn to be in shock.

I grew up running from the living room when the zombie scene in Thriller appeared on television, screaming for my mommy.  Later, my sister and I would transform a cardboard playhouse in the basement into part of a haunted house that we would dress with glow-in-the dark plastic ghosts, fake cobwebs and spiders.  We used “Thriller” as the music that would cap off the “scary” experience that we put together for our parents on a regular basis, always finding excitement out of it and probably boring the hell out of them.

My sister and I roller skated to his music at a local skating rink set in a closed down elementary school, which has since been torn down and replaced with housing.

I watched reruns of the Jackson 5 cartoon and heard “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” during the holidays.

I admired his huge heart and his ability to have love for just about everyone in the world.

When the tabloids, parents seeing dollar signs, and the media went after him, he was sure to share his frustrations through a creative outlet and with the aid of his sister in one of the most impressive music videos ever made.

Michael Jackson was a large part to the soundtrack of my childhood.  Michael Jackson was bigger than life.  Now I know what it must have felt like for those fans who heard the news of Elvis’s passing because now my king is dead. May he finally be at peace.

Don’t Cry for Me in Argentina… Gov. Sanford

First, I have “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” running through my head. Gee I wonder why.

Oh, that’s why.  Okay, so I’d like to raise my middle finger to Gov. Sanford.  I’d also like to use this latest case of a God-fearing Republican proving that gays won’t fuck up marriage — straight people like him are taking care of that one on a daily basis.  However, most of them aren’t governors who run off to Argentina to stick their dipsticks where they don’t belong, but I digress.   Seriously, adding gays to the marriage mix might actually improve the whole marriage stats deal. 

I also think that this bonehead should step down from his post as Governor.  Granted, many politicians have practiced the art of boning those other than their own spouses, dating back to when Strom Thurmond was governor of South Carolina . (Yes, I’m cracking on a dead man… I already have a nice spot reserved in hell. I’m bringing the marshmallows.)  However, most politicians don’t disappear from their post and lie about where they’re going.  No state deserves that from their governor.  Just like I still feel that Alaska deserves better than the geographically-challenged-former-beauty queen that they have running the show… most of the time.

President Sarkozy vs. the Burqa

I had read that President Sarkozy stated yesterday that he wants to do away with burqas in France saying that it turns women into “prisoners behind a screen.” 

He went onto say, “The burqa is not a religious sign, it’s a sign of subservience, a sign of debasement – I want to say it solemnly. It will not be welcome in the territory of the French Republic.”

I’m not too surprised since France sort of forces assimilation to those who immigrate to the country.  However, I disagree with forcing someone to wear or not wear clothing that they feel is part of their religious practice.  I have encountered women wearing burqas at the grocery store and haven’t really thought twice about it. Granted, it must suck walking around in something that covers everything, except the eyes in the middle of a hot and muggy Maryland summer. However, I have no business judging someone’s clothing when I would prefer that she not judge me for what I wear.  

The pharmacist who I deal with the most often with my prescriptions wears a headscarf.  One of my favorite deli people (at a different grocery store) also wears a headscarf.  Depending on when I go to my gym in the evening, I run into another woman who also wears a headscarf (and wears clothing that fully covers her arms and legs.).  I also run into a few other various and sundry women with headscarves at restaurants and other public places on a daily basis.  In fact, there are even a few Muslim families who live in my development.  Every single Muslim woman I have knowingly spoken with (as some do not cover their heads) has been polite, articulate, and have seemed pretty darn happy to me.  It’s hard to say the same about many other people I have run into.  Granted, they don’t have the friendliest stance towards the gay community, but the Roman Catholics and the Mormons aren’t opening their arms either… officially, that is. On an individual level, all sorts of folks are tolerant. 

I think that in every culture there are a percentage of men who do mistreat their female counterparts and/or look down upon them.  It even happens here in the United States in Christian households. Shocking, isn’t it? The Islamic world is one that is of great mystery to most of the Western world.  We are so quick to transfer those images of Afghanistan, and (currently) Iran into our minds of what the entire Islamic world must be like, when that isn’t the case.  It isn’t a religion that preaches violence.  Just like Christianity and Judaism are peaceful religions.  Granted, those who attacked us on 9/11 were Islamic Extremists. However, Oklahoma City bombing was due to an American who was a Roman Catholic, not a foreign terrorist.

So, I think the big issue that people like President Sarkozy have with the idea of burqas is that messes it with the comfort level.  When things appear different from the norm it can make people very uncomfortable.  I think that’s more the case than an issue of women’s rights.  It’s an issue of religious intolerance.  What’s next, no yamakas because men should be able to show off their heads?  I think not.

United States Holocaust Memorial Museum Establishes Fund for Officer Johns

I received the following from the Holocaust Museum and figured I would pass it along in case any of you would like to help out the family of Officer Johns and would like an alternative to donating through the American Jewish Committee. The email is as follows:

  “Dear Museum Friend, 

On Friday, June 19, our Museum community joined the family and friends of

Officer Stephen Johns at a deeply moving service that mourned his loss,

celebrated his life and paid tribute to his legacy. Officer Johns’ pastor challenged

all of us to do more to honor the ideals that our beloved colleague sacrificed his

life protecting. We are moving forward with renewed dedication to our work,

but our first priority is Officer Johns’ family.

Therefore, the Museum has established the USHMM Officer Johns Family Fund.

One hundred percent of your gift will be forwarded directly to the family of Officer Johns.

Please note that under IRS regulations gifts such as this are not tax-deductible.

Gifts can be made in any of the following ways:

Visit http://web.ushmm.org/officerjohns
Mail a check payable to USHMM Officer Johns Family Fund to

USHMM, 100 Raoul Wallenberg Place, SW, Washington DC 20024.

Call toll free 877-91USHMM (877-918-7466) from 8:00am to 8:00pm Eastern time.

We are most appreciative for the outpouring of support and messages of condolence

we have received from so many concerned citizens and organizations across

the country and around the world. Officer Johns will be deeply missed by

his Museum family and all who knew him.

Sincerely,
Sara J. Bloomfield
Sara J. Bloomfield
Director” 

Federal Benefits Extended To Gays… sort of

Frankly, I’m not sure how I feel about this. It does give some benefits to gay partners of some federal workers, but it doesn’t give all the benefits that straight couples receive. Here’s the take from last night’s Rachel Maddow Show:

He Jumped and He Didn’t Go Splat

I’m not sure if you had read or heard about it, but on Friday, George H.W. Bush jumped out of a plane strapped onto a U.S. Army soldier and parachuted back to earth for his 85th birthday.  This led me to wonder, who paid for him to skydive and use military personnel and aircraft to do so?  It’s bad enough that we are still flipping the bill for his Secret Service protection.  I say bad enough because shouldn’t there be an age when a former President shouldn’t require protection? I mean, come on, who’s going to go after him?  After all, it’s his son who pissed the world off way more than he did.  The worst George Bush (the elder) did was pull out of Iraq too soon and puke on a Japanese Prime Minister’s shoes.

Now back to addressing the cost of his little skydive.  I’ve looked into tandem skydiving around here.  From what I can tell, I should be prepared to part with a couple hundred bucks when I decide to take the “jump out of a perfectly good plane” as my mom puts it.  I’m not knocking on the door of the military to use their planes or their men.  In this day and age where both locally and federally we are trying to cut our spending, things like former Presidents wanting to celebrate their birthdays in a big way, should not be paid for by the American taxpayer.  We already flip the bill for State Dinners that are attended by celebrities (and not too many of us common folk). We also pay for the upkeep of the President’s lodging in both D.C. and at Camp David. Hell, we also pay for the staff that provides the service to the President at both locations.  We pay for the President’s transportation while he is in office and we flip the bill for his rather high pension.

According to the Congressional Research Service, George W. Bush left office with $201,300 plus an office allowance as well as other benefits that make his retirement pretty sweet, reaching about $1,000,000 per year.  Don’t forget, you and I are working to provide the idiot a very cushy retirement. 

Apparently, George H.W. Bush has plans for skydiving on this 90th birthday. He can damn well do it on his own dollar and have a few civilians take him up instead. If I’m willing to pay for my own little experience, he sure as shit can afford flipping the bill for himself as well.

She’s Baaack!!

Recently Sarah Palin has been back in the news. It started with her snub at a GOP dinner where she was not allowed to speak. She was probably allowed to talk to her table-mates, just not give a speech like she had hoped. She’s made up for that since  by going on the attack against David Letterman in regards to an off-color joke that he did apologize for the day after he said it. 

On the Today Show she said that he should “apologize to young women across the country.” She  feels that mentality fuels an attitude towards statutory rape. Okay, where was she when that Miley Cyrus chick was dating some guy in his twenties?  If Billy Ray didn’t approve of the relationship (which he did), the relationship, presuming they had gotten it on, would have been great poster children for that act.  It’s not like David Letterman was standing outside of one of those “To Catch a Predator” houses cracking jokes on the sick fucks who go after children to get their kicks. Promoting something like that would be very tasteless.  I’m not a promoter of underage sex.  However, I am realistic and consensual sexual relations between minors and legal adults happen all over the place.  Now, violent sexual acts are another story and if Letterman had taken the joke to that level, then I would be going after him and his apology would not have been sufficient for me. 

Oh, and I’m still waiting for Gov. Palin to apologize for the promotion of objectifying women by participating in beauty pageants.  I’m also waiting for her to apologize for a few others things, like running for VP, for being against same-sex marriage, for being so damn ignorant, and for making our country look just a little bit dumber to the rest of the world with her poor geography.

Holocaust Museum’s Doors Closed in Honor of Officer Stephen Johns

It is a rarity for me to post about the same subject two days in a row, however my thoughts still remain with the death of Officer Johns and this will be pretty brief.

As you are probably aware, the museum closed its doors and lowered its flag to half-staff in honor of Officer Johns, who loved his job at the museum.  He was known to as a gentle giant by his family and his coworkers from the museum knew him as a kind and friendly man as well.  His last act yesterday was one of kindness as he opened the door for the man who killed him.

He leaves behind his mom, his son, Stephen Jr., and a widow who he had been married to for about a year.  If you would like to send a contribution to help out the Johns family, the AJC has set up a fund where 100 percent of the money raised will be passed on.  Please be sure to write “Stephen T. Johns Memorial Fund” in the memo line.

American Jewish Committee, Washington Chapter

C/O Melanie Maron Pell

1156 15th Street, NW, Suite 1201

Washington DC 20005